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Attn Seniors!! I am writing you today, inviting you to our new PET CLUB for seniorsTM at www.PET-DEGREE.com . It�s FREE!! (JUST EMAIL US AND SAY �I WANT TO JOIN THE PET CLUB for seniorsTM!�)
As we like to say, �Who needs pedigree, when you can have PET-DEGREETM!!!?� Become a member and join FREE pet contests starting now!!! We need your best and brightest pets to staff our PET-DEGREETM Universities!!! Let everyone know YOUR PETS are the BEST! (JUST EMAIL US with your best favorite photo (optional: story/video) and say �I WANT TO JOIN THE PET CLUB for seniorsTM and pet contest!�). We will send you�re the legal releases to participate. � DEAD LINE NOVEMBER 15, 2010)
OUR INSTITUTES OF HIGHER LEARNING Arffvard UniversityTM (Ready for ROVER) PurrPurrenston UniversityTM (purr-fect for COOL CATS) RrrRuuoooxvard UniversityTM (Ruff Riders) Contest RULES? Well, we all know our PETS RULE!!! We will post winning PET professors and staff positions onto the PET-DEGREETM UNIVERSITY�S WEBSITE For a year! �JOIN THE CLUB� and see our pet contest. Vote for your favorite Pooch or enter your own!! �Pet Club for seniorTM� has two levels of membership, �Alumni Members� and �Friends of Alumni Members� �FRIENDS OF ALUMNI� Level Club Membership is FREE*, no purchase required. OR �ALUMNI MEMBERSHIP� comes with perks! It is FREE* with the purchase of PET-DEGREETM DIPLOMA**. View a sample. (size approx. 8"x10") (**This is not just any diploma; these are personalized and come with an official transcript! If you know your pet is smart or even just special to you, let everybody know it with his/her OWN, personalized, and embossed, PET-DEGREETM DIPLOMA!!! ) *Duration of �JOIN THE CLUB� is unknown, but guaranteed commitment for minimum of one year (and it�s free!) Welcome to the fun, Rover �Red rover, red rover; send the TEACHER right over!� Do they still play that game?
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